So, let's say you accidentally bring home someone's dirty laundry from the laundromat. This is the first step.
The NSSSAC (National Society for Stinky Sock Addiction Counseling) doesn't want you to get into this habit. Not even once. Our focus is on prevention.
Ok, well what is a stinky sock addiction?
Here is a picture of a typical stinky so that can be very addicting to smell:
Notice that this is most certainly a young athletic boy's sock, and he's just recently been doing a lot of workout. This is the most powerful and thus valuable type of sock. For certain people with a rare genetic fetish, they receive a powerful high, not unlike that from jazz cigarettes, when they smell these types of socks.
The main reason is that smelling socks filled with decomposing matter, whether it is sweat or poop, can cause limitless amounts of flesh eating bacteria diseases. See below for the account of Betsy Simpson, stinky socks addict survivor.
Besty: "What if I told you there is a legal way to get the greatest high of your life?? It's called stinky socks, and it's literally one click away from you right now on Ebay."
"I'd take money from my paycheck, put it in here, and invest in the greatest ride of my life with no taxes. I made a lot of great friends in the stinky sock collectors society, but sadly I had to give up my passion because I caught a horrific flesh eating disease. To this day I cannot find any fulfillment to replace stinky socks in my life."
In a recent Gallup poll, amongst people who purchase stinky socks more than twice a month, over 35% responded that they did it because they were addicted to the smell. Other popular responses included: I like the community (29%), I'm just a pedophile (23%), I ran out of Jenkem (21%), and I like to wear them when I dance to Michael Jackson (4%)."
Hi, Peter Enis here, worldwide spokesman for the plight of Stinky Socks sufferers worldwide. You may remember me from such bestselling products (in Cambodia) as "How to Get Consent from Non-Humans", How to Poop, even if you just ate Bark", and "How to say the N Word in Front of Black People".
I lost my pop-pop to a rare flesh eating disease he contracted from smelling socks filled with the poop of young boys from Ebay. Even though he was cured of disease multiple times, he could never shake his perilous addiction. Later, I realized that my own younger brother Cherilus also had been secretly harboring a Stinky Sock addiction. He died from a Smelling and Driving accident on the Mass Pike.
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